To challenge at the top this season is going to be difficult of course but not impossible, everything is possible.”
— Sven-Goran Eriksson, Leicester City manager.
A thing constructed can only be loved after it is constructed. A thing created is loved before it exists.”
— Charles Dickens
I just get sick on boats”
— Seasick Steve when asked why he had such a name
Now it’s between God, the referee and the goalkeepers…”
— Marcel Desailly on the imminent Ghana vs Uruguay penalty shoot-out, World Cup 2010
The common theme for game one is not to lose your first game.” “Yeah, and the common theme of game two is to win it if you didn’t win game one.”
— Alan Shearer and Lee Dixon on the World Cup group stages.
…Hitler was gay: we watched a video in history where he was and his wife was a cover up and-” *Saddam Hussein is the answer” “Noooooo!”
— Jessica-May Murray on Million Pound Drop
Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? No one listens to you…”
— Ross Cargill, head of the EPA, The Simpsons Movie
Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them when I’m still alive.”
— Brain Clough, 2003

